Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy


Ever since emerging on the scene looking like a Horticulture major at the Univeristy of Florida with the slept on "When I Get You Alone," Robin Thicke has been creating some of the most soulful music in R&B. Married to his high school sweetheart, the beautiful Paula Patton, he has managed to avoid the theatrics and drama that seems to be dominating the genre lately. After gaining momentum with the bossa nova tinged hit, "Lost Without You" and the slow burner bump of "Shooter" from his platinum release, The Evolution of Robin Thicke, RT solidified his spot as a sonically unique and soulful artist with his last release Something Else. This month, his fourth studio album, Sex Therapy, dropped to my anticipation.

Whereas Something Else was a throwback to the 70's with it's Stevie or Curtis-esque arrangements of strings and horns, Sex Therapy is a decidedly contemporary release with obligatory club bangers, and at times channeling 90's hip-hop and R&B slow jams. It also features a multitude of guest appearences including the Game, Nikki Minaj, Jay-Z, and Snoop. This album is much more Silk than Stevie. What you prefer and where that leaves you is the question, because Sex Therapy is what an R&B album should sound like in 2009. The first single, "Meiple" with Jay, finds the two exchanging globetrotting verses over a bass line from the era of Low End Theories. Definitely to be played cruising through the city or at 35,000 feet. The album's title track, "Sex Therapy," pays homage to the slow jams of Thicke's youth. What really separates this album from it's predecessors though is how much of this album is set to make the clubs jump. Estelle appears on the album to sing the hook on the 4/4 dance floor mover that is "Rollacoasta." "Make You Love Me" pulsates and bounces while "Shakin It 4 Daddy" with Nikki Minaj, would fit comfortably between any Timbo or Khaled production. When Rob repeats "I be on that money shit" on the closing of that song, you know where Sex Therapy is at.

The rest of the album has a few of the unique moments that we have come to expect from Thicke. If you ever have the opportunity to take an evening yacht cruise through St. Tropez, you have the appropriate soundtrack in "I Got U". "2 Love Birds" will either be the first song at the next wedding you go to or the slow dance at the Class of 2010's ten year reunion. "Jus Right" brings out the shakers and acoustic guitar for those looking for the magic created with on "Lost Without You."

The album has just a few awkward moments, one in the "I'm Glad Your Mine"-inspired "Mrs. Sexy." The equally awkward inspired-by, "Million Dollar Baby," chose to channel "Trouble Man." I almost would've preferred to just hear a cover of the originals. "Elevatas," featuring Kid Cudi, with its distorted guitars and southern hi-hats is too jarring and mechanical when set against the other music found here. But, that being said, one of Thicke's best lines is found here in "My guilty pleasures have been outweighing my good health." At least he knows how to keep it off page 6. Robin Thicke is clearly looking to open up urban radio and with a record like this, it won't be difficult. If Weezy's appearances on "Shooter" and "Tie My Hands" let em know Rob was down, Sex Therapy is giving em a pound and taking a seat at the table.







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Without getting into the discussion of policies, healthcare, or any other volatile issues, appreciate this image America. I feel some comfort knowing that even the janitor gets a pound from the Commander-In-Chief. This is our President.

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Monday, December 28, 2009

Forever, forever-ever?



Now, this may be a line in the sand for some of you, but from where I'm standing, Drake is the freshest thing in rap right now. Rap's Black David Schwimmer is not only bringing a new level of lyricism to the hi-hat synthesized bounce currently flooding hip-hop, he is also apparently issuing an perfunctory "get on my level" to every other dude/dudette in the game. And if there was any doubt, please reference "Forever" with Em, Kanye, and his Young Money boss, Weezy F which is currently smashing T&T's favorite Miami pirate radio stations. I once read an interview with Bun B in which he spoke on recording his verse for "Big Pimpin." In it he essentially says, that competition with Jay is what inspired his fierce and inimitable verse on the classic track. Jay's status as a heavyweight intimidated the PAT rapper into writing what can only be described now as an utterly unfuckwithable verse. Perhaps that what's going on here, because "Forever" has these four sounding like starving MC's.

Now, the posse cuts of the last few years have been lacking any real inspiration (You da besssssst?) with what sounds like dudes emailing verses back and forth to each other in between photo shoot sessions and never even so much sharing a pound in passing through the studio. The cohesiveness and synergy that comes from being locked in a studio together for 8 hours on a steady diet of Phillies and Henny is lacking when meetings with Marc Jacobs, getting scripts filled, and appointments for additional face tattoos is a bigger priority. But on "Forever", we're hearing dudes rapping like it's a recession and pink slips started showing up. Even Kanye's verse is fire! Keep you're eye on Drizzy. When he's not singing every hook and rhyming some of the wittiest lines in rap, he's getting some of these dudes off their asses and making them put in that work.






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10 and Beyond

35, 000 ft. above the Gulf.

As the countdown to the New Year draws closer, it is only natural to reflect on the 364 days that have passed. That being said, to the small group of growing readers of T & T, I apologize for the lack of posting as of late. The past few months, I've had the blessing of celebrating 30 years on this Earth and the opportunity to spend time with family and friends as the holidays inevitably bring us together. Needless to say, I've been really living good and enjoying myself as much as possible, and as evidenced by all this "good living", I have not been grinding like I should. But, please take comfort in knowing that life is good, and T & T will continue to grow and improve in the New Year. Much love to all the readers who stay up on Thangs and thank you for the support! Let's manifest our dreams this year!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Mas Gino


This time going pivot to kickflip. El mundo necesita mas Gino.

Monday, December 14, 2009

How the World A Run


"Where food is concerned, there is a problem...."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

One Night in Wynwood
















Saturday, December 5, 2009

Happy Hour



If they think this is happiness, there may be a serious need to redefine the word. And this ain’t Black Label, he thought as he watched the ice in his $ 15 cocktail glass deteriorate. Loud, dance music of pretty much any genre that includes “loud” and “dance” filled every inch of the bar, inspiring patrons to talk louder and dance less. The pulsating soundtrack was in stark contrast to the bar’s aesthetic. The decor was a sort of gentleman’s sports bar - a place of rich oak tones, with brass fixtures and barstool posts with round, spinning seats of burgundy leather padding. HD TV screens with a myriad of sports, news, and other distractions, silently competed for patron’s attention. Food was generally of the deep-fried and doctor-visit inducing variety.
He had been waiting for a while and the music had become a true test of patience, especially with his friend still absent. Meanwhile he, along with every other man in the bar, had been peripherally absorbing her undeniable magnetism. She of course noticed him, and in typical fashion, they each pretended to direct their attention elsewhere. Her, to the Brooks Brother offering her a drink despite her freshly poured martini, and he to a muted World Cup qualifier match. Miraculously, he managed to hear his phone ring shaking him out of his false dedication to the beautiful game. And with the stiff competition for his eardrum he heard, “Hey, I’m outside. I’ll be right in.” 
“Finally.”
          An affirmation if there ever was one. Jose waded through the sharks of the Gulf of Brickell that had been flooding the booths and tables to find Danny at the bar.
      “Hey man,” Jose said greeting Danny with a pat on the shoulder causing him to turn from the bar.
      “What’s going on, what was the hold up?”
      “A gotdamn impromptu 4:45 meeting. Can you believe that shit? Anyways, you look like you could use another. What are you drinking?”
      “Black Label.”
      “Again?! When’d you get a raise?” Jose asked flipping through his bills.
      “Yeah right.”
      “Well, shit, you’re on your own with that Mr. Junior Associate. Why don’t you call me next time you go to Barney’s too?”
      “What?”
      “Don’t think I don’t know you’ve been stepping your game up. It may be a little dark in here, but I know Ralph Lauren when I see it. Yo, you know my birthday’s coming up, don’t you?” Jose asked reminding Danny with a Cheshire smile.
      “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” not taking his eyes off the soccer game on the TV.
      “And how’s Vanessa enjoying the new Johnny sipping, Polo dipping Danny?”
      “Probably not as much as she’d like. It’s been awhile. Definitely not as much as I’d like!”
      “Yeah, well, welcome to the sexual desert of new fatherhood, bro!”
Danny wanted to be pissed off, but Jose knew when and where to strike in a conversation with the choicest of words. He thought it better to laugh than cry anyways. 
     “Why do we keep coming here? I thought drinks were supposed to be cheap at happy hour?” 
     “This is cheap for this town. Besides, you know why,” Jose’s eyes wide with brows of a Pointer breed. 
     “Pfffff, yeah,” dismissed Danny.
       But with all the posturing, Danny couldn’t avoid following Jose’s gesture taking a direct look at her, choosing to forego his prior discretion. Colombia’s most well known exports may be it’s coffee and South American snowflakes, but that’s only because the curves of Sofia Mendes never had to go through customs. She made 5’4” look like anything taller was excessive, and a physique that seemed to pay homage to the high altitudes and deep valleys of her home country, albeit with the green of the Andes replaced with the caramel of the Mendes. What Danny continued to ask himself more than anything, was how in the hell is this fine Colombiana not married with children, and getting massages at the Biltmore on her husband’s tab?
        “Man, how did you not tag that?” Jose probed.
        “I don’t know,” Danny said defeatedly.
        “So what the hell happened? Or didn’t happen?”
        “Life I guess. We had some mutual friends back in the day, so we’d see each other from time to time, but that was about it. We always vibed and I knew she was feeling me, but it never seemed to come together. Then she broke out to LA for college and worked out there for a few years. I hadn’t seen her for almost ten years and then last week, she’s sitting next to me at the bar buying me drinks.”
      “Good, now you can hook the wifey and I up with a good anniversary present. You know what a room at the Four Seasons would do for my stock!”
      “Whatever.”
      “Whatever? The chick is Managing Director, right? She’ll hook it up, especially for you Papo.”
      “You think so?”
      “You said she was feeling you back in the day, and now 10 years later she’s buying you drinks. C’mon mano.”
      “Yeah, she’s pretty official.”
      “I agree. The girl obviously doesn’t play. She handles her business.”
      “Yeah, she came up alright. She’s got a house in the Gables now, 3 series in the driveway and everything. “
      “And no man,” Jose said with the tone of a shoulder dwelling devil. Danny’s silence affirmed Jose’s unnecessary reminder.
      “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it,” Jose sang along with the music in the bar to Danny before interrupting himself with an eruption of laughter.
      “Dumbass.”
        And as if it is written in the laws of the universe somewhere, stare at someone long enough, they’ll notice. And Sofia did. And with the spark of eyes connecting, she was striding across the room like the Spaniards across the continent. Her pin straight black hair, reaching halfway down her back, permanently coppertoned skin, and her abyssal brown eyes drew sharp contrast to the tight aqua skirt and white blouse she wore whose top button struggled to perform it’s expected task with her every step.“Batter up, ” Jose whispered into Danny’s ear.
        Danny could feel her heels clicking against the floor as she crossed the bar. Holding her glass in the air above the chaos of the bar patrons, she successfully traversed the pinstriped minefield of Walker, Greenfield, and Associates without taking a hit. She never took her eyes off Danny.
      “Dun, dun. Dun, dun,” Jose joked to a now visibly tense Danny.
      “Real funny. Chill,” Danny said soberly.
      God Bless tradition, Danny thought as he felt her lips greet his cheek hello.
      “What’s up Danny, how are you?” Sofia asked loudly over the music as her lingering right hand brushed his wrist. “Twice in 2 weeks, huh?”
      “Yeah, Jose and I have been coming here lately, cool spot.”
      “Yeah, we met last time. Nice to see you, “ she said, politely smiling to Jose. Jose raised his glass and smiled and nodded in affirmation.
      “So how have you been?” she asked Danny with a decided precision, quickly eliminating Jose from the conversation.
      “I’m good. Been real busy. The firm is making sure they’re getting their money’s worth out of me. There’s been a lot of late nights at the office. ”
      “Yeah me too. Now that the weather’s cooling down, we’re booking a lot of rooms. Everybody wants to be in Miami right now.”
      Amen, Danny thought, his brain transporting him from their conversation to the land beneath the white cotton of her mid-week blouse. Jose had diverted his attention to the close captioning of Sportscenter on the bar’s TV, since he had no interest in becoming the bothersome child in the adult conversation.
      “So, what are you doing for dinner? Don’t tell me you’re eating here again?” she inquired, breaking Danny out of his gutteral trance.
      “Why, what’s wrong with this place? You’re here,” he said half-jokingly.
      “Nothing. But, the chef isn’t as good a cook as I am,” her eyes focused on him like a sniper’s laser sight.
      “So, what are you gonna cook for me?”
      And as the words came out of his mouth, he felt his foot going in. What the fuck are you doing he screamed within. Johnny Walker needs to keep his mouth shut! He felt himself getting sucked into the moment and could see Jose grinning out of the corner of his eye as he absorbed the gossip worthy conversation within earshot.
      “Whatever you’re hungry for,” she said with a grin. “Come by my house tonight and I’ll cook for you.”
      “I don’t know how Vanessa would feel about that.”
      “She doesn’t have to feel any way about it. You’re working late at the office tonight, aren’t you?” she said with a sensuous smile.
      He tried to look away from her eyes, now piercing and as dark as cacao beans. But by now, the coal was steady burning in the locomotive and the station was only a dot on the horizon. Even some Ali footwork wouldn’t get him out of the corner of this situation. She was doing the floating, and he was about to be stung.
      “Alright. Sounds good,” he said with a misleading smile. “I’m hungry.”
      “I’ll cook up something special.”
      “I remember you said you live in the Gables, right?” as if he forgot.
      “Yeah, 355 Majorca. Do you know where that is?”
      “Yeah, and even if I don’t, I’ll make sure I’ll find it, “ now grinning like a lottery winner.
      “Alright, well call me. 305 597 1327,” she rattled off, Danny struggling to get out his phone and punch in the keys.
      “Now call my cell.”
      Danny called her phone and the exchange was made.
      “Come by in about an hour,” she said, now very pleased.
      And with their arrangement sealed with another brush of her lips on his cheek, she was off. Within five steps of her departure, Jose quickly spun around on the barstool.
      “Yo, what are you doing?” asked a baffled Jose.
      “Going to eat some dinner,” Danny said smugly.
      “Oye mano, we come here and look around and talk some shit, and have a good time. Have a few drinks and go home to the family. Don’t go complicating things.”
      “Chill Jose.”
      “Nah, this right here is a whole other ballgame. You’ll need Manny to handle your divorce and then I’ll have to pay for all the drinks,” he said with a half reassuring smirk.
      “I hear you, Jose,” Danny assured, glass still between his lips as he finished his drink.
      “Well, where you going bro?” Jose prodded.
      “To get some dinner,” Danny calmly replied. He took his wallet out of his pocket and left the cash on the bar for both of their drinks. “I’m out, I’ll give you a call tomorrow.”
      “Alright man. Later. But I don’t want to hear shit when you need a couch to sleep on.”
      Danny hopped into his car and sped hurriedly through downtown and onto the on ramp of the freeway. He pulled his phone out of his inside jacket pocket. I’ll give her a call. Let her know I’m on the way. Maybe she’ll need me to pick something up, he thought. He pressed 4 on the keypad and send.
      “Hey, how are you? I’m good. I’m on my way. You need me to pick anything up. Ok, I’ll see you soon,” he concluded with a smile.
       As requested, he purchased a bottle of Pinot on the way. It had been awhile since he had a glass of wine. He slowly pulled into the driveway, shut off the lights, and put the car into park, as if indefinitely. Walking up to the door, a calm came over his body like being submerged into a warm bath. And like the flashing dip of a baptism, the warm, spicy smells wafting out of the windows shook him out of his sense of comfort. He knew the door would be open, but figured it best to knock first. No need to startle a woman with pots of hot food in front of her.  

      Knock-knock. 

     Walking into the house, he noticed all the lights were off in the living room. His only guides through the house were the light escaping the kitchen that draped the hallway with shadows, and the sweet, colorful smells being distributed though the house by the cold front blowing through the open windows. As he walked the length of the corridor, he paused his momentum in the arched doorway to look at her, still and quiet, to truly appreciate her beauty. She had beautiful hair. It was one of the first things that drew him to her. Her back was turned to the doorway when he placed the bottle of wine down. The clink of the glass on the granite counter top revealed his presence, but she already knew he was there. She knew sometimes he would quietly gaze at her. 
      “You know you shouldn’t leave the door open. Anyone could walk right in,” he said with a grin. “How’s our girl?” he asked approaching to kiss her on the neck.
     “Hey baby,” she purred in his embrace. “She’s already asleep and you better be hungry,” she lovingly demanded, turning from the stove and smiling with a charm only she possessed. She put her arms around him greeting with a kiss. “I wanted to try cooking something new. It's coconut curry chicken.”

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Friday, December 4, 2009

STAGES


Art Basel is currently in full swing here in Miami. Normally desolate neighborhoods and empty spaces throughout the city are teeming with out-of-towners, Europeans, hipsters, ballers, movers, shakers, and most visibly, life where there usually is none. Now, Basel can be a difficult scenario to navigate. The large majority of it is a bloated, overpriced waste of time that seems only to crowd the city for a week and give it's patrons a sense of self-importance. But, the cream always rises to the top and Al Moran and Aaron Bondaroff's OHWOW Gallery have most definitely been responsible for some of the most exciting events so far, most notably their collaboration with Nike to bring the final portion of their STAGES event to Basel. This was one of the few events that I was really looking forward to, and which I had the pleasure of attending on it's opening night. The lack of pictures shown is the result of having such a damn good time. The complimentary mojitos, croquettas and empanadas sets the benchmark for all other Basel events. It's good to know all that Third World labor is offsetting the cost of these fresh events.

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Tom Sachs's Tequila Bike





Dzine's Custom Lowrider




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